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Old 03-16-2010, 09:19 AM
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Who do we know that lives in LV?

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Looking to start band... with unique twist (Las Vegas)
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Hi everyone, my name is Tony. I've been a professional guitar player for 20 years in bands all across the country. I settled down in Las Vegas last year and am looking to start a new band with a unique twist. I'm in to playing hard rock, my influences are myself, Night Ranger, Survivor, .38 Special, Queen, Heart, Loverboy, Def Leppard, etc. I know all of these bands catalogs plus many more. Here's the twist: We would play covers of the bands I mentioned but when it's time for the guitar solo, i will drop my pants. I have an urethral implant that I can set up to emit a small flame of natural gas and will light it on fire. For the duration of the guitar solo I will swing my cock around on fire. When I do it at the right speed it looks like a flaming pinwheel or fourth of july sparkler. When my solo is over pants go back on. I know it sounds crazy but I lived in other countries for years and this really gets the crowd going. I can swing it in time to most of the songs. If any other band member is interested in getting the implant too that would be great (standing members only, not the drummer). If you're a woman it may work too (urethral implant) as long as your not too meaty down there. At this stage in my career the normal cover band life is not what I'm looking for. With this stage show I guarantee we will be able to book at rates above and beyond what our competition is getting paid. Plus, we don't have to play any of those bs corporate parties (well maybe Playboy's!). Looking for drummer, guitar, bass, keys and backup vox. Please feel free to shoot me a message and I will get back to you. Tony "The Pinwheel" Ocasio.
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Old 03-16-2010, 09:22 AM
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Sounds like me... but one problem... my name ain't Tony
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Who uses their real name
in a Craigslist posting anyway?
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Old 03-16-2010, 09:31 AM
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Who uses their real name
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Ok you got me there. What gave it away? The flaming cock or the part about meaty vaginas?
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Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it!

And, besides.......
it is in Vegas.
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holy shit!.. LOL!!! dang that's funny...
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Awesome!
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That is funny!!
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Wholly crap! That is hilarious! Hmmm, flaming cock...nice. xX
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An actual craig's list personals ad
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which I don't know if yours is because you never say in your ads and you could never tell me when I inquired about the amp) the amp is used. On eBay, where you're protected against jackass sellers like yourself, You can buy an American SVT4 used and in great condition for $700 with $50 shipping. Even Guitar Center sells these cheaper used and we all know what a rip-off they are! Not saying that I don't personally think $900 is a fair price, but no one is going to pay more than what they could pay on eBay to a guy on CL who acts like he doesn't want their business anyway! For the money you're asking, someone could buy a very nice used All Tube SVT head (like I did) and they're worth way more than your SVT4. So good luck to you man.
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Wanted really bad: Free Moog Synthesizer keyboard

Date: 2012-02-24, 12:05PM CST
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Hi I would love to say to anyone out there this is A really big shout out for help. I am an aspiring learning musician that would love to experiment with A Moog Synthesizer keyboard but unfortunately I am in the poor bracket and can't afford such A fine thing. So if you have A Moog or another name brand keyboard that is just like it that is just taking up space at your place please email me and I will proudly come and get it off your hands. I feel A Korn/Nine Inch Nails inspiration starting to burn inside of me. I really want to play around with the music. Let me know if you can help. I'm A 31 yo white female in Marrero. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

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