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DRM
01-24-2009, 03:23 AM
ive just had a whole bbottle of jack and im feelin awEsome.

hi

PacerMedic
01-24-2009, 08:05 AM
How's that awesome feelin' workin' for ya now? :icon_lol:

RockStringBender
01-24-2009, 09:25 AM
How's that awesome feelin' workin' for ya now? :icon_lol:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:doh:


LMAO x1000 on that response. Loose translation= "It's never a "good" idea to drink a whole bottle of JacK"

:eusa_clap

DRM
01-24-2009, 02:04 PM
I seriously don't remember typing that. :icon_lol:

wfojon
01-24-2009, 02:42 PM
Doesn't it kinda scare ya wondering what else ya don't remember? :lmfao:

DRM
01-24-2009, 02:58 PM
Doesn't it kinda scare ya wondering what else ya don't remember? :lmfao:

It didn't until I read that. :icon_eek:

:icon_lol:

RockStringBender
01-24-2009, 04:11 PM
Don't ask, Don't tell Brother :eusa_whis:eusa_whis

DRM
01-24-2009, 04:25 PM
Okay, I just got off the phone with my squad leader and he explained what happened to all of us:

My squad went to downtown Anchorage to this joint called Eclipse. The 9 of us were hanging out for a few hours when my team leader started to get a little drunk. He went out and bought two bottles of Jack, one for each of the teams in the squad. My team bet that I couldn't drink a whole bottle on my own. (new guy hazing) So, I drank about half of it before we went out and looked for something to chase it with. We ended up back in my barracks room where we listened to Queens of the Stone Age while I chased the last half of the bottle with protein shakes. We ended up watching Casino Royale and The Dark Knight before we all split and crashed out.

While my team were hanging out in my room, the other team stayed behind at Eclipse. The SAW gunner got absolutely shitfaced and tried to pick a fight with the midget bouncer. (I shit you not, they have a midget bouncer. Funniest thing you'll ever see! I'll get pics when we go back either tonight or next weekend) They got kicked out and winded up taking a taxi back to the post and crashed at the reception building in the lounge. An MP came in this morning and made them go back to their barracks.

Fun times in the Army. :icon_lol:

PacerMedic
01-24-2009, 04:51 PM
Sounds like college.

V King
01-27-2009, 01:24 AM
Hell yeagh :thumbs: Except with out some Pussy :icon_sad::doh:

DRM
01-27-2009, 01:30 AM
im drunsak agaisn. i miss mty firelfriend. we drbioke 70 wfor noi raesno. iw asxnt sto dies.

DRM
01-27-2009, 01:32 AM
u brokea up with alex for no rason. im a nindotsrz.

i love hrew asnd i blew it necaseuse im a reatesd. i love erher.

V King
01-27-2009, 01:44 AM
I understand :cheerup:Now pickup that Charvel :guitarplay:and wake up you Brothas :icon_lol:

nazzrblue
01-27-2009, 03:04 PM
u brokea up with alex for no rason. im a nindotsrz.

i love hrew asnd i blew it necaseuse im a reatesd. i love erher.

Damn dude she's yer pride and joy.:doh: Get that chick back before it's too late!

amerturk
02-26-2009, 08:45 PM
DRM, welcome to the Military and Jack Daniels....the real drink of ass kickers.

Careful though, I used to drink that shit straight until Jack kicked the living shit out me. I then switched to Jim Beam...until Jim kicked the shit out of me. 27 years later, I still can't stand the smell of the two whiskey's that would make you fear nothing, chase the hottest tails around, swear never to drink again, only to do so the very next weekend.

Have a good time man!

bkeen
03-18-2009, 05:14 PM
Doesn't it kinda scare ya wondering what else ya don't remember? :lmfao:


I keep expecting to get a knock on the door someday to find a young adult calling me daddy.....

:eusa_thin

guitarjake
11-06-2010, 11:18 AM
cool :)